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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/19/2019 at 20:46 • Filed to: birthday party

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The birthday party is LOUD. I’ve got 15+ 7th graders running amok in one house. Some of the boys went out on the cul de sac and started ringing neighbor’s door bells. I had to go out and put the kibosh on that. I told them to get inside or they’d find my tire tracks on their backs (wheelchair, not car; I’m not that cold blooded).

Anyway, it’s not too bad now that I’ve corralled and fed them. I hope my skeletons make it through. By the way, we adults are drinking pretty heavily.


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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 20:50

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I’ll keep my middle schoolers at the school, TYVM.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:00

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This is why i dont want kids


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:03

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I’ve got 15+ 7th graders running amok in on e house.

sorry to hear that. If I was in your position I’d be sucking on the loud end of a 12 gauge.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/19/2019 at 21:03

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same


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:10

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Is this your house or a neighbor’s house? You don’t have a Mu stang, do you? :p


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:34

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My 10 girls rampaged for a good bit, were starting to form opposing camps as is normal for that age, and we’ve got them settled and watching a movie. 


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:38

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Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:39

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:43

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I deal with that enough during the week. Hard pass on that!


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 21:49

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Maybe I’m just dumb, but I totally never pictured you * actually* having a wheelchair. Huh.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/19/2019 at 22:26

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Coward. :P


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/19/2019 at 22:27

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Fair. But it’s worth it to me. They’re having a blast.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > jimz
01/19/2019 at 22:28

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We’ve got them playing party games now.  It’s still loud, but fun and safe.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > f86sabre
01/19/2019 at 22:29

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We’re saving the movie for the sleepover portion.  They started to watch something, but it was a scary movie, and some of the kids don’t do well with those.  Now, we’re doing party games.  The boys are leaving soon, so it will settle down.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > dogisbadob
01/19/2019 at 22:29

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I don’t, but I like the way you think.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > His Stigness
01/19/2019 at 22:30

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Yo u get me.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Rainbow
01/19/2019 at 22:31

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Good.  It shouldn’t define me anyway. :)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > shop-teacher
01/19/2019 at 22:31

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Get back to me in a few more years about that. :)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 23:18

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I'm going to have two teenage girls at the same time. I don't drink, but I may have to start!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > shop-teacher
01/19/2019 at 23:46

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No one will blame you.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
01/19/2019 at 23:48

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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
01/19/2019 at 23:50

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Way ahead of you, Partner. I’ve got a bottle of Pinot to finish. The boys are gone, and I’ve been cleaning for the last half hour. It should settle down now.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
01/20/2019 at 00:44

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Wise choice.  


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove
01/20/2019 at 00:45

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Hey: I do it without drinking heavily.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > His Stigness
01/20/2019 at 05:52

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A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is gonna die!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Chariotoflove
01/20/2019 at 08:39

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My wife will be pissed to lose her built in DD.